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"Chula Chula Chulamon! Chula Chula Chulamon!" the beastmen chanted,
kneeling in reverence, and also for some reason "Ultimate Megavolution!
Ultimate Megavolution!" Then in a voice that resembled the roar of thunder
mixed with the noise a creaky windmill makes, the Bird of Chulamon spoke!
It said "Puny mortals! I am the Bird of Chulamon! I feast upon the souls
of the unrighteous. However, eating a soul that is pure gives me severe
stomach cramps. Therefore, you must first be tested." "Eat Val!" Chuc said quickly. "He's a total #^@$$^@ dumbass! Talk about unrighteous - for you he should be like a three-course meal all in one!" "Yeah, eat Val!" Fredric said. "Sorry, Val - better you than me, man!" "Shut up, buttmunch!" Val spat as he sobbed. "If I ever get free, I'll show you, Chuc! I'll rearrange your goddamn face! Then you'll see why I'm the leader!" "Ooh, I'm so scared!" Chuc mocked. "Are you sure you wouldn't need your mommy to help you? Quiver-lip! Grandma lover!" "HA! Val loves his grandma!" Fredric chimed in. "Shut up, just shut up, all of you!" Elashi cried. "Eat them!" yelled some of the beastmen. "Eat the foreign devils! Make them your lunch, oh Holy Bird!" "I see!" roared the Bird. "It appears there's no need for further psychoanalysis! The four of you will make a splendid meal indeed!" Val screamed in horror as the Bird waddled toward him. It's blood-stained beak swung open wide...
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