Into the Other Plane of Existance
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 24747
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And so Fred headed north towards the little building in the distance. He
had to walk through the garden and the acres of flowers, insects and
various faerie scum. Now it would seem that walking through a garden
would be an easy task, but it was not. You see, the faeries did not take
kindly to the fact that Fred was a human. After all, this domain had
never been tainted by human vices, nor virtues for that matter. But worst
of all, Fred had brought the dreaded metal into this otherworldly
domain:
he had brought iron. Iron was toxic to faeries, a simple touch could send
a young faerie into epileptic fits, a cut caused by an iron blade would be
instantaneous death followed by bouts of pain, screaming, and milk-
curdling vomit (yes, this does sem out of order, but remember, we are now
in a different plane of existance).
And so as Fred - wearing metal armor with a metal shield and a metal sword - walked through the garden the faeries began to insult him! Fred tried to be strong, he tried to be calm, after all - he was in an otherworldly plane where the Laws of Nature did not coincide with the Rules of Physics nor the Concordium of Matter - and Fred wanted to get back home in one piece. But when the faeries started in on his mother, he could stand no more. "Why you vile, pieces of &^!#@!" roared Fred. "I'll slice you, I'll dice you, I'll burn your whole damn garden down!" The faeries did not take kindly to these proffered acts and buzzed and hummed and whizzed about the errant knight. Fred unsheathed his sword which threw the faerie scum into a turmoil. But before he could use it he heard a great booming voice from out of the sky: Twenty-four points!!! HAHA I'm in the lead-- WHAT?!? whadyamean horhulfilfer ain't a word, you werewolf bastard! "What in the..." said Fred even as the faeries flew away. Oh, sorry! Got a little excited there. Remember my wife, Johnny, or I'll help you remember her "NO!" screamed Fred not wanting to remember the gonad shriveling experience. Then leave the bloomin faeries alone! Find my wife before the Evil One finds you... or us... or both! And don't forget, a pissed faerie is a grandmother's worst enemy "What in Berlin's name does THAT mean?" asked Fred. Don't rightly know, Johnny, but that's what my mum always told me before going out helfer hunting
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