Evading the Orcs
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 23228
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It suddenly occurs to you that no one has ever seen any dragon's... equipment. Scientists had simply assumed that a male dragon's genitals were retractable. But you now wonder wether they aren't all female and somehow reproduce at will.
It's strange, the kind of thoughts that can pop into your head when you're running for your life from a horde of psychotic, deranged, and pungent Orcs with frighteningly large axes. You have no idea wether this is the tunnel you came in through, and don't really care. You can deal with the rest later after you get away from these Orcs. But that won't be easy. In spite of their stocky build and the heavy armor they are wearing, the Orcs are much faster than you expected. You, on the other hand, are weighed down by a damsel and a canine in distress. So on the whole, things don't look promising. You pray to whatever god you believe in that some random event will happen which will drive the orcs away. Surprisingly, your prayers are answered. A loud roar rings out from behind you, and the Orcs' jaws all drop simultaneously. They run away in fear as fast as their legs can carry them. You are quite pleased, until the three of you turn around and see just what had scared the Orcs off.
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Knight Random
1/4/2003 6:34:24 PM
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