"I don't know what 'princess' you're talking about, you winged freak,"
Fred cooly replied. "I slayed the Dragon of the Southern Caves, fair and
square." Checkers shook her head. "You and I know the truth, Fred. That dragon was Princess Astra." "You're right, Checkers. Only you and I know the truth...""Why are you looking at me like that? Fred, what are you doing..." "Sorry, Checkers. Nothing personal. But we can't have you going around spreading crazy rumors about a murdered Aqualarian princess, now can we?""Put the sword down, Fred..." "Put what sword down? Oh, this sword!? No problem!!!""NOOOO!-Ackh!Glrrrp! Uhhhh!" Fred's heavy double-edged broadsword had crushed the poor creature's skull like a ripe melon. The cold hearted slaughter is a moment of surreal detachment for him. "You told me to put the sword down!" Fred chuckled, wiping away the ick and gore on his weapon. "I'm a dragonslayer, not a murderer."
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