Corona! The Musical

As Gilda walked through the streets visiting her favorite merchants, she suddenly felt overwhelmed by the urge to sing. As was Gilda’s habit, she gave in to her urge and burst out into song (to the tune of “My Sharona” by the Knack):

Oo what a pretty town, pretty town
You have got the world’s finest wine, Corona!
Oo you make my llamas glad, my llamas glad
They are feeling so freakin’ fine, Corona!

Inexpensive shops, buy it up, such a bargain find
I always get a deal with merchants on Sixth and Vine
My-ee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
Ma ma ma my Corona

Come a little closer, over here
Try my rockin’ song on for size, Corona
Streets are full of mystery, history
Runnin’ down the annals of time, Corona

Inexpensive shops, buy it up, such a bargain find
I always get a deal with merchants on Sixth and Vine
My-ee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
Ma ma ma my Corona

When ya gonna have a save, have a sale,
Is it just a matter of time, Corona
Is it a destiny, a destiny
Or is it just a game in my mind, Corona

Inexpensive shops, buy it up, such a bargain find
I always get a deal with merchants on Sixth and Vine
My-ee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
Ma ma ma my Corona

Ooooh my Corona!

Finishing her song, Gilda looked around. She wondered what the people walking the crowded streets would think of her musical number.

1. The crowd is going about their normal business as if nothing had happened.
2. Everybody has stopped what they are doing to stare at Gilda.

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