“I hearby dub thee AVIA! I was inspired by your lovely wings,” says Fred.
”Very well, master.” Avia is emotionless. Fred could have called her “Cow Dung” and gotten the same response. ”You really need to loosen up, you know? This stoic thing is really dragging down my morale.” ”Lord Fred’s morale is currently at 35%.” ”I’m sorry, but what?” ”Your morale, sir. It’s at 35%.” ”Interesting. You can gauge my morale?” ”All of your vital statistics (or ‘stats’ as they are sometimes called): strength, agility, wisdom, intelligence…” ”That’s amazing! I’m impressed.” ”Your morale has just been raised to 40% upon learning of this ability.” Lord Fred was intrigued, but a little scared. Avia would be a useful tool in monitoring his stats, but sometimes that information would be better off unknown. Still, he could not resist asking Avia for a reading:
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