Not at all like Chicken

Fred, hungry from his adventure, gets right down to business and takes a couple of steaming handfulls of the goop and shovels them into his mouth.

"Mmmmm!" he said, swallowing the acidic sludge. It tasted a little bit like vomit, and a lot bit like hydrochloric acid. The burning sensation in his stomach rapidly replaced his hunger pangs as he screamed in agony..

"AAAAAAAARHHGHGHGHGH!!!" screamed Fred, holding his stomach. It felt like he was being ripped apart by hundreds of tiny knives... and then he died.

Yes, Fred is dead. good job. nice choices. heck what happens now?

1. Josh Burbank, Scott Chen, and Lots42 need a new home. They were trapped in the rubble when Horsehockey collapsed!
2. And now, Lord Reaibn performs his tap-dancing one-man War and Peace show!
3. Nothing. We just sit here and stare at Fred's corpse for the forseeable future.
4. Now we watch the new show: "The Shoggoths destroy the planet!" It is Must See TV!
5. Somehow, Fred lives!
6. No, he's dead
7. BEEF!

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