Manmer Billingsley Lives!...sort of...
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 19936
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"Would you please stop talking about me as if I wasn't here," the manmer
said, startling them (for they had not supposed that he could speak). The
annoyingly squeaky voice somehow sounded...familiar? "I must say, you all seem to be doing remarkably well considering the recent, untimely departure of one of your beloved compatriots," the manmer continued. "But, of course you're taking it well! I mean after all, if you were willing to leave him to die in the middle of a treacherously savage island, what would make one think that you'd even give a second thought to mourning his death or giving him a descent human burial! Yes, you're all handling it well...because you're all backstabbers and traitors! Well, where I come from, we know how to deal with traitors!" The manmer was becoming visibly angry (yes, they can become visibly angry), and the others were not quite sure what to make of it.Fred shrugged. "You must be referring to the late outlaw Billingsley..." "OH!?" The manmer replied sarcasticaly. "So you remember my name, do you!?"Fred was aghast! Of course the voice had sounded familiar! This manmer was the outlaw Billingsley! The fool! It was his own fault he had been left behind! But how had that perverted criminal survived the the fluffy bunny attack!? And what sorcery (or maybe local fruit?) had transformed him into this new, semi-aquatic form!? (It was, admittedly, much more flattering than his previous female body) Just then, all of their attention was drawn upwards...With a resounding CRACK!, an object fell from the coconut tree above the manmer Billingsley and struck him on the head. The gruesome sound reverberated through the jungle, causing some of the howler monkeys to go into a fit of their shrieking. The manmer fell to the sandy ground and began convulsing."Oh Goody! Look!" Fred clapped his hands and jumped up and down with excitment, pointing to the object which had struck and felled Billingsley. "It's another magic bottle! It looks exactly like the last one I received, it must be another message from my homeland!"
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