I don't like Faerie Land

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 19399

"DUH, URR, MAN GIVE ME HARTBURN AN' ARSFIRE! "

Mag was starting to feel the fierce bloodlust of the faeries and that moony maze from the mulberry to mars suddenly lost all of it's appeal. mars was overrated anyway, maybe eating manflesh would make Mag giggle. that would be fun. and all of that space dust clings to the wings, like pollen clinging to the legs of bees. the only thing worst were wet wings. or when some mischievous goblin would come by and pluck each wing out, one by one, and then drop the fairie on an ant hill. pollen. polly. polly polly polly. another gong sounds as if to agree. all of the faeries hush for just a moment, the galloping goblin passes by. all of them sigh....

"should we eat him all up or nibble his nipples? strangle his throat or just give him some tickles?"

"I say we dance in the moonlight all night and the jump on some toadstools until we forget our names!"

"DUH! BUT WHUT BOUT ME LIL AUDREY!? DUH, BOO HOOO!!! BOO HOOO!!!!

another gong sounds. this could go on for awhile.....and goober mcfly looks like he's about to pull on the ganglegoop bush next to the gaggle of goooses.

Let it be restated: do not forget that the world of faerie is a far cry from that of the gods or of mortals...and the plot thickens....

  1. Back to Fred on the shores of the Midnight....
  2. The galloping goblins returns! OH NO!

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