in the World of Faerie
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 19271
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black turns to grey turns to clear. the sound of a gong resounds as if
from nowhere and everywhere at once. focus in, a close up of a face, red
eyes and green skin, the goober McFly. a piano tiptaps softly, a stage is
revealed as sight is enlarged. the goober looks out and speaks:
"first i was afraid, i was petrified, kept thinking i could never live without u by my side, but then i spent so many nites thinking how u did me wrong, and i grew strong, and i learned how to get along..." the strum of a violin joins the bumdum of the piano "...oh you know what i'm talking about; in this place you better learn to get along 'cause it's all here -- the glamour and the dirt, the big breaks and the heartaches, the sweet young lovers and the nasty ugly hairy fiends that suck out your brain thru your face..." Mag floated from off her chair to the side of the mulberry. the goober McFly was her favorite, sometimes she just wanted to eat him all up... but then she'd never hear him sing again, so she kept her mouth shut. the hunter was sharpening his antlers and the sprigg was off with a mumfret in a rut along the main branch. Mag flitted her wings and flew towards the bushes above the roots of this particular tree. a thud was heard, followed by reverberations all along the mist of the soil. something was coming, something big, something VERY big. "DUR, WHERE DID HE GO GEORGE, WHERE DID HE GO?" Mag, and the other fairies flitted this way and that, McFly kept on doing his gig. the troll scratched its crotch while the boobie Flavius rose to its nostril. "Where did who go, blockhead?" "THE LITTLE MAN, GEORGE, THE LITTLE MAN." Cinctur, a daisy and not to be confused with a brownie, crawled up his left leg and up his tummy. "AW, DUR, THAT TICKLES, GEORGE!" "Why do you want a little man?" "HE KILLED MY LIL AUDREY, DUH." there was stunned silence in the world of faerie. and then laughter. and then silence. and then sobs. and then laughter again. "Did the man eat her?" asked Mag who was only slightly interested in the whole affair. after all, Audrey was only a friend. "DUH, I DON'T THINK SO." with that came a few outraged sighs and outrageous exclamations: "didn't eat her! what a waste! think we can eat her? what about the man, let's eat him! yeah! eat the man! what does man taste like? i don't know, does it matter?" and so on and so on. do not forget that the world of faerie is a far cry from that of the gods or of mortals...
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