Chakotay: Spirit of the Trickster

"DOCTOR!" she screamed pulling at her hair. "What do you think you are DOING?!!?"

The Doctor was quite stunned by her shrieking, infact he was insulted and annoyed and dumbfounded. While running even faster he explained how Chakotay logically explained the need for a greater supply of energy to the warp system. Chakotay also explained how if a mere human of North American Indian descent filled with spiritual energies and synergies could keep his body and hence the wheel in perpetual motion even while in rem sleep, then an artificial intelligence vastly superior to that of any mere human and empowered by energies that encompass the bipolar equivalents of the positive and negative time/matter/energy wavelengths would be able to accomplish even more, in which case the Doctor would be hailed a savior by captain and crew and StarFleet itself, as well as all of the United Federation of Planets, and then....

"Oh," said the Doctor. "He tricked me."

"Yes, you overpuffed, egotistical, hyperemotional hologram!"

Owch! That had to hurt.

Meanwhile Chakotay was in astrometrics. He had subdued 7 of 9 in more ways than one and was this moment trying to locate a class M planet with a medieval agricultural system. ~~more coconuts...hmmmmm, mmmmmm....

1. Just then the ship is hit by a pan-dimensional pea...
2. Three hours later 7 of 9 is completely incapacitated, Chakotay is exhausted, and one class M planet is on the viewscreen...

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