"How do you ride a Horse?"

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 17096

Fred was taken aback by the unworldly beauty of the maiden's voice, much as he had been by her unclothed beauty. He tried to respond in a meaningful way to her words, but found himself stammering nervously, before he managed to stutter out the words:

"H-How d-do, h-h-how d'you ride a horse?"

Selene looked rather taken aback by this. She raised a quizzical eyebrow.

"What do you mean?"

"Sir Danzig," Fred croaked, by now sweating profusely and searching in vain for somewhere he could settle his gaze which would not cause him yet more embarrassment.

"Th- that's the name of my horse - Sir Danzig! How would you - you ride (at this point Fred's voice simultaneously dropped in volume and raised in pitch, so that he sounded like a tiny little creature). . .ride Sir Danzig?"

"I see" Selene responded, slowly walking ever closer to the stammering knight.

By now Fred was a bundle of nerves.

  1. Fred is so clumsy he unwittingly stabs Selene with his sword
  2. Fred's attempts to make innocent conversation grow ever more embarrassing
  3. A partridge flutters down onto Fred's shoulder and winks knowingly at him

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10/29/2004 8:03:51 AM

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