The dragon's terrible roars reverberated throughout the passage.
"ROOOO-AHHRRRGH!! YEEEEEE!! GARRRRR!! I'M GONNA KILL
YA!!""
This made Lord Fred look twice, for the huge creature was speaking
in a goony baritone voice. The Dragon had huge buck teeth that
obscured its fangs. Its feet seemed much too big for the rest of its
body. One of its eyes was bigger than the other , and they were
crooked, too.
Fred tried to reason with the ungainly creature. "Hey! Look behind
you!" he shouted.
"WHA....?" said the dragon, turning around to look, at which point both
Fred and the wizard took the opportunity to run away as fast as
possible.
The dragon, after a while, turned back around and said, "I DON'T SEE
NOTHIN' -- HEY, WHERE'D YUH GO?! CHEATERS! CHEATERS! YOU
STINK! WHO'D WANNA EAT YOU ANYWAY?!" The terrible beast
continued in this fashion for some time before calming down enough
to start humming "Winchester Catheral."
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