The Dire Prediction

"To waaaarn yoooooo!" said the creatchorie.

"Warn me?!" Fred said suspiciously, leering at the animal. "Warn me of what?!!"

"That yoooooour wooooorld is in daaaaaanger..!"

"That's impossible! I killed the Dragon! What could the world be in danger of?"

The Thing thought for a second and said...

1. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaliens from outer spaaaaaaaaaace!"
2. "The Dragon's cousin, the nasty Dracoman Growbashachucfarganewwwwwt, who commands a horde of buxom amazon waaaaaaaaaaariors!"
3. "Yoooooooooooooo, cuz you're tripping on goooooooooooooold!"
4. "Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaary Kaspaaaaaaaaaaarov and his army of evil sentient chess pieceeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!"
5. "Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

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