Surprise Defense!

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 12803

In a burst of manic, desperate strength, you burst your bonds and use your magical Evil-Whacker Ring (which you luckily found last year in a serving of mashed potatoes) on the madman! He is bathed in an eldritch, electical nimbus! His eyes bug out like two boiled eggs! His hair stangs out straight from his scalp! His tongue flaps in and out like an old windowshade! He screams "SQUEEEEARCK! BLARG!!", and smoke comes out of his ears and he explodes with a huge noise!!! "That'll teach you!' you say to the smoking pile of ashes on the floor. Then a three-legged horse rhumbas into the room and demands, "What's all this then?"

  1. The Horse is really a WHAT??
  2. A Three-Legged Stableboy runs in
  3. Three-Legged Horse asks about your Ring...
  4. Three-Legged Horse offers to sell you another Ring
  5. Three-Legged Horse starts singing "Winchester Cathedral"

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J.P. Morgan

8/18/2002 11:42:40 AM

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