He cautiously mentions, shifting his gaze about and leaning towards
her, "When did this perfectly honorable quest turn into soft-core
harlequin-romance porno with the hero in a black leather mini-skirt?"
"Well," the husky woman with the distorted self-image responded,"this is a
nightmare of the worst kind," her whiskered chin itched at his neck, "and
we are now in the playground of the tragically lonely. Beware handsome
stranger, if I am the hero than this world has already turned inside out.
Wake me, kind sir, and release me from this pre-pubescent alternate
reality and pray that this noble quest may be pursued with creativity and
maturity, that parents will use their parental controls, that the
romantically challenged remain in the chat rooms."
"For the good of all worlds, I'll help," the nauseous stranger said,"but
there is only one way to wake you from such a deep darkness, and that's
with..."
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