the 'old wizards' castle

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 12475

She couldn't believe her eyes: she was dressed in poor dirty clothing, her hands were dish-panned, her hair a mess, and her breasts were half protruding from her blouse. She found herself not in the caverns surrounded by some damn dwarves, she found herself in the old wizards castle; and she was a kitchen maid!

~~what happened?!!?~~

Before she could answer that some other maids entered the kitchen and called to her. "Hey Helena, you better get that floor scrubbed before the Big Potato gets here." "Yah you snooty pumpernickle! You wouldn't want the Mistress Cratchet to think you need to be disciplined would you?"

The young and inexperienced sorceress recognized the two maids as Karin and Coren, two insufferable braggarts, leeches, and lazy good-for- nothings. She recognized Mistress Cratchet as the mean woman who ran this retirement castle. Suffice it to say, our heroine immediately began to twist her fingers, rub her nose, raise the mop handle and anything else she could think of to magically get herself out of this trouble. The only problem was, nothing worked.

"What's got into you?" screeched Coren. "You got the palsy or what?!!?"

"Helena's got the palsy," imitated Karin. "Helena's got the palsy, the palsy, the palsy!"

I'll 'palsy' you, you dimwitted--

Before she could finish that thought, a large gorilla-sized woman dressed in pants and a jerkin strode into the room. "What's the meaning of this!" she yelled.

  1. the two maids scurried away leaving our heroine with the dreaded Mistress Cratchet

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