Man Gave Names to All the Animals

That's right, a name. Not a bone.

Because giving a dog a bone sounds like a complete cliché, or perhaps an independent pet food store in southwestern Indiana.

We digress. What will Fred name the dog he had just mind-melded with?

1. Ray.
2. J.
3. Johnny.
4. Sonny.
5. Junie.
6. Ray J.
7. R.J.? R.J.J., maybe? Maybe R.J.J. Junior?
8. ...but you doesn't hasta call him JOHNSON.
9. Time rewinds to a more sensible point in the story.
10. Ben is terminated from the Never Ending Quest for this episode. I mean, seriously, ripping off Bill Saluga?! Come the hell on!

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