The Dreaded Giant Hamsters of Goth
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 10401
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"It's a longish journey to the south and west towards the dreaded
Mountains of Goth. There are some good spots along the way for picnics
though! Hopefully we don't run into any giants or dwarves or dragons
or...hamsters!" Astra raised an eyebrow at the Sir Cuitous the skull giving him a funny look. "Hamsters?" The skull nodded his bony head. "The dreaded killer hamsters of the Goth are the most savage beasts that still walk on this earth! If you see one, run! Do not attempt to fight it! To do so would mean certain death!""Um, sure thing, Sir Cuitous. But if hamsters are the biggst dangers on this journey then this shouldn't be so bad! Well, off to the shadowy land of MalBoncton!" And so our two heroes set off through the caves on their quest to slay the evil mage Eldicire. The first few days of their journey were uneventful. They made their way out of the caves and through the rocky terrain, following the Shrekken Mountains until they branched south to form the Mountains of Goth. In truth, they were having a pretty good time frolicing and skipping through the mountains (well Astra was, while she carried Sir Cuitous), picking flowers, chasing butterflies, having picnics in warm mountain meadows, but their good time was about to come to an end on this fateful day. The two travelers were singing a merry song about frogs and lillypads when suddenly a rumbling shook the earth. Astra reached for her sword when she realised--she was naked! "I can't belive I didn't notice!" She exclaimed. "Why didn't you tell me Sir Cuitous!?"He blushed. "Well shux, I didn't mind. I thought it was the way of your people!" The ground rumbled again and ahead of them a huge creature suddenly appeared. Forty feet high it stood, with gleaming red eyes and sharp, dripping fangs. It was none other than a dread hamster of the Goth!"You forgot to mention these hamsters are forty feet tall you twit!" Astra yells at the skull.
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