Belboz the Necromancer looks keenly at Fred and says: Are you absolutely certain you want me to transform you into a Silver Dragon?
Fred puffs out his chest, thrusts out his chin, and boldly says, YES! Very well, says Belboz. But first you must do something for me. Fred is getting impatient. He starts fidgeting around and says with no small hint of irritation in his voice: Okay, so what is it that I have to do, you gnarly old man? A cloud of darkness flashes across Belboz's eyes at Fred's impertinence, but then disappears just as quickly. Belboz then says: As you know, the Silver Dragon is made of God-like intellect and a whole lot of Spunk. Spunk you've got in droves. In fact, I can smell the reek of spunk on you. God-like intellect is another thing. I can turn you into a Silver-colored Dragon easily enough, but I cannot give you God-like intellect. That you must be born with. Therefore, before I cast the spell that will transform you into a Silver Dragon, you must first pass an IQ test proving that you are capable of handling such a species of Beast. Belboz looks quizzically at Fred and says: Art thou ready for thy quiz? Fred, who flunked 3rd grade three times before he dropped out of school completely, is uncertain as to what he should do next.
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