From: Ed Murphy (emurphy42_at_socal.rr.com)
Date: Thu Apr 18 2002 - 13:11:22 PDT
Round 181 Final Summary Tieka is the Judge of Round 182 and Ewan Crichton is the Wizard. Player Eligible until Style --------------------------------------------- Tieka Fri 19 Apr 18:31:46 +1.0 Ewan Crichton Thu 18 Apr 09:57:08 +1.5 everyone else Tue 16 Apr 19:10:27 *** 181:1 VALID Style -1.0 *** INN PRESS RELEASE by Tieka The International Nomic Network (INN) announced that the outstanding humour and drama series FRC has been renewed for another season. The FRC is currently in production of its 181 episode, and shows no signs of slowing down. The shows high appeal is based in part upon the unusual stars for the show, nearly all members of the cast have directed previous episodes! While the exact theme of the each episode is unknown until after the episode ends, the show can be very entertaining and informative. In researching this article, I reviewed my favorite episode, Round 100. In this episode, it was revealed that EVERY member of FRC was a criminal. Crimes ranged from 'Being Born' to 'Wasting Bandwidth'. However this episode did not determine who was or was not a Texan. This is a very timely episode as Ed Murphy, a member of the current cast and director of Episode 181, was found guilty of "Having Already Posted a Valid Rule This Round." What effect will this have on episode 181? Stay tuned and see. In celebration of the momumental 180+ episodes, the next press releases will review a past round of FRC activity and reveal more of the forgotten secrets of FRC. *** 181:2 INVALID Style +0.5 *** Sitcoms Today PRESS RELEASE by Ewano In a recent press release, the INN announced the continuance of FRC for another season. In an unusual move the INN hinted at possible plotlines for episode 181. It looks like INN are trying to save money by using that old trick of reusing past episodes to save on filming costs. It's not the first time that the INN have tried to reduce the production costs of FRC. Take for instance episode 133 "Plain and Simple", in an attempt to reduce the cost of script writing the producers decided to make each rule have five words. Of course the resultant restriction made for some cunning use of vocabulary and one clever but unsuccessful attempt to use more words by Great Guru. The producers went to far though when they tried to make the script writers praise the judge. The word starved writers revolted and overturned the ruling. As the troubled INN seems to be having monetary problems it would seem prudent that all press releases from INN itself should consist of no more than 25 words. *** 181:3 VALID Style +1.0 *** PRESS RELEASE by Ewano It's been said before that the INN sometimes looses it's way. With such offerings as episode 91 "Maps", it's surprising that they even got this far. Only two rules in and the cast were so lost that they could no longer continue. Although the INN has made it this far with bad directions, it's time for a firmer hand. I suggest that each new press release specifies a new location for the next shoot. Starting with a continental style, we are off to Paris for croissants and brie. *** 181:4 VALID Style +2.0 *** PRESS RELEASE (INN) by Tieka Episode 181:Scene 1 Arthur tells his pals to meet him at a sidewalk cafe, while he picks up some fresh rolls. What Arthur fails to tell his friends is that the cafe is actually a FRCBucks coffee shop! After showing up with a bag of L** Bagels (still in thier supermarket paper bag). Arthur tries to explain. "Croissants-bagels, what's the difference. They are both bread." says Arthur. To which Edward asks, "What about the Brie? You did remember the Brie?" "Brie? Who wants to eat moldy cheese. Here, try this nice piece of mac-nugget. I think it may even have some chicken in it." Unfortunetly Edward was not impressed, and the coffee-soaked bagels end up on the seat of an abondened bicycle. Meanwhile, Theresa tries to smuggle a stuffed armadillo through customs on her way to Istanbul to join the others who have gone ahead. . . . . . . Considering the difficulties involved in determining who was a tratior in round 123, it is quite possible that a traitor still exists within the ranks of the FRC. Perhaps that is the reason the FRC group is now traveling to Istanbul! Stay tuned for the next press release where the purpose of the Istanbul trip is revealed. -- Ed Murphy <emurphy42_at_socal.rr.com> "I'm not sure I can go through http://members.fortunecity.com/emurphy/ with it. Leave, I mean." -- Rule Date: 2002-04-18 20:12:06 GMT
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