The sin of writing bad fanfiction has plagued the three kingdoms for millennia, with no one electing to fix this massive problem. The Chosen Orb is the only being in a thousand years who had taken up the task of punishing these writers according to their crimes and sending them all to St. Peter to be judged. It expected most of them to end up in one of the Three Hells.
However, the Orb noticed that bad fanfiction wasn't the only problem in the kingdom. Bad fiction in general plagued the vicinity and many dumb and useless pages, storylines and Astra fiction lay scattered about the world, a scourge upon its inhabitants. This time, the Orb knew its task was too great an undertaking for it to take on alone. The Orb went back to the King, having successfully punished all the bad fanfiction writers, but requesting that the King send a summons to all corners of the Universe to help with this newly uncovered massive problem. For discovering the problem, the King gave the Orb an Commendation Ceremony in front of the whole kingdom. He was now to be known as "Sir Orb the Chosen, Avenger Against Bad Fanfiction." A fortnight later, the king had gathered everyone in the universe who would heed his summons. "This time," the King shouted to the audience of millions, "the Chosen Orb shall choose who is tasked with killing off the bad fiction writers in the metaverse. He has my utmost confidence in choosing correctly." The Orb gazed across the audience, divided them up into sections, and began considering each section....
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