Disgusting, I don't know how they get away with it! I mean children could read this, have you people no decency? I'm going to write to my MP!

"Sorry, I'm lost," admitted Fred still with a part time Broadway singer still upon his ankle.

"I can't say I'm surprised," said the dragon "And now I will dine upon your flesh,"

"What!?" cried Fred "I mean if it's flesh you want there's a small town very close to here, I can show you the way if you don't eat me,"

The dragon smiled once more. "Oh top performance, I've never seen such cowardice, but I'm still going to eat you I'm afraid,"

"Great knight you turned out to be," snarled Vellus

"Hey shut up!" said Fred as he took the advice from one of the other options and kicked Vellus into the dragon's hungry mouth.

The dragon swallowed it instantly. "Oh how simply delish," purred the satisfied dragon, "And now you're going to die, I understand if it comes as a bit of a blow to you,"

"You can have sex with me!" screamed Fred, scraping at the bottom of the barrel for any chance of survival.

The dragon lifted back his head and chuckled a bit.

"Uh, no. What type of dragon do you take me for? And now, time to dine on your flesh," he said.

1. Fred is swallowed whole!
2. Fred screams like a little girl and barely manages to get away while the dragon is distracted.
3. The dragon swoops down at Fred, but suddenly stops and looks quite ill. Velus must not be agreeing with him!
4. Fred sums up all of the courage he has and prepares to battle the dragon. He won't go down without a fight!
5. The censors walk in and tell everybody that the show is over and to make their way to the refreshment room for coffee and cakes whilst they have it out with the producers.

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