A Conversation Over Cake, Part Two

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 26546

"...then, under a gibbous moon, of course, you enter the circle of mushrooms that grow in Phil's shower. That should get you umm, well...close enough." Will took another sip from his tea and leaned back leisurely in his chair.

Fred blinked. "Close enough!?"

"Well now, my dear boy, it is almost impossible to get you back into your reality of origin. The best we can do is send you somewhere that mirrors your own world with our most sincere blessings. You know, a reality that isn't over run with militaristic lizards from outer space or say....purple hippogriffs in pink polyester suits. It's a wide, crazy Multiverse, my lad."

"Pffft," Fred pfffted. "Now you're just talking jibberish. We got here SOMEHOW, so there's obviously a way back."

"Look here, some of my best friends are jibbers," Will retorted grievously, looking offended. "Their language is nothing to be mocked so. And trust me, you have a better chance of being hit by a falling piano than..."

A piano fell from the heavens, squashing Fred.

Will sat forward and whistled. "I'll be damned."

  1. Indeed.

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