"Unrealized Reality"/"The Changeling" Crossover . . . short business . . .

Inquirer

Bit of running and screaming occurs. Yelling. Pain! It, however, is not the way we'd feared. Not pleasant, but . . . . Oh by the Creator! Is it not pleasant at ALL what happens, eventually here!

The screaming started off in an actually humorous manner, in retrospect. I mean, after all, there was more than a little bit of comedy there.

The running started first, though.

It started out almost as soon as my husband manages to herd the confused rescuees into the TARDIS. He'd sent an emergency pickup signal and I and the others had thought all Hell was breaking loose. Turns out that the matter WAS an emergency, but not for the reasons we'd thought. The Doctor manages to rather neatly and effectively drop almost all of the Peace Keepers and those he failed to catch in the sleep spell the prisoners manage to overpower. Grabbing weapons (family heirloom weapons had been left aboard the now dead Moya to be retrieved later . . . IF there is a later), the prisoners rush towards the only place that looks like will get them free and clear. It's a long shot, any other way out of here. The Cricthton (a clone/Twin/whatever of "our" Crichont vice an analog) who'd been a prisoner--not really believing that THIS blue box could possibly be what his memories tell him that it is-- nonetheless shouts for the others to follow! Though presently free, that won't stay so if they dilly dally! Being that there really is no ships here in this hanger big enough for this group, the police box (the ridiculously familiar box with the fancily dressed gray haired man) is their only way out of here.

Getting over the disorientation a bit faster than the rest of those rescued, the naked female nature spirit (nymph by the clues I catch in her face and body) decides now (for Creator knows WHY reason) would be a perfect time for yet another sex attempt. Tries to get it this time from Aeryn Sun (native). Bad idea. Empty headed nymph jumps into Sun's arms, unconsciously trying to reenact some scene that had happened with the Scott/Suzie of Addventure Game 3 and some Dr. Hashimoto. Nymph nipples don't get as far with Sun as it did with Hashimoto. Sun's PK training takes over and a quick "Pantac jab" (native term for the PK martial art maneuver) puts the amorous nymph out cold! That is after Suzie (find out that name later) gives off a scream of pain when her shapely posterior hits the deck!

By this time the Doctor (after glancing in askance at my getup) makes the TARDIS dematerialize . . .

That's the first scream. . . More was to come, I guess

The natives mutter something about the "tralk" having it coming. . . Suzie hadn’t made herself popular with her rather WILD (and utterly artless) advances!

Yeah, it can happen, folks . . .

Anyway . . .

On the viewer, something plays out that is a real . . . surprise. Some say that big things come in small packages. This one (a character from a Star Trek: TOS episode) is 1 meter long and weighs 500 kg!

The Doctor, meanwhile, seems to be surprised and a bit put off that this erupting wormhole is spewing OUT items instead of acting as some kind of super deluxe vacuum cleaner.

But it soon turns out that my husband's nose for danger wasn't far off about the danger!

I'd been keeping more of an eye on these newcomers than what's going on the screen. They ARE still armed, after all! So of course we're trying to bring some calm to this situation when all Hell (or hezmana as they say out here in the Uncharted Territories) breaks loose. Until that happened, we’d been making progress . . . .

Being that we’d not been monitoring com chatter from the PK Command Carrier we don’t exactly know what the Officer of the Deck (or the PK equivalent) said to Nomad (or vice versa). We just know that Nomad apparently found it meeting it’s "sterilize" routine parameters and suddenly the Carrier is finding itself in a fight for it’s life. A fight it cannot hope to win!

(Note: plot summary for the episode Nomad came from is here. Warning, spoilers ahead: http://www .ericweisstein. com/fun /startrek/ TheChangeling.html)

If not for the Doctor playing the role of Captian James T. Kirk (abbreviated roleplaying ending in the destruction of Nomad by logic loop), then there would have been few to no survivors who made it out of the now disintegrating Command Carrier.

Let’s just say after some pick their jaws off the floor (me being one of them, the Doctor had been incredible just there), we have a few issues to take care of here.

By the way, have no problem whatsoever over Nomad’s destruction. AI or not, it was a mad dog and mad dogs must be shot, else you’re just going to have more grief than you’ll ever care to have happen.

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Sigin later discovers that the still unconscious nymph is under major magicks. Magicks similar to what had been used upon the hamadryad, Anina:

http://www. geocities.com /rule179/ CharacterBios /BiosTerraPrime. html#Anina

Nothing we can do for her right now but blockify her and let the Rules and Agents (when and if they are allowed) to break them, restoring her to something besides a dumb sex kitten.

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Gotta say though, more than a few people turn a bit green when it’s revealed that "Suzie" had been a man named Frederigo D’Honaire. Hits the kitsune (who calls himself "Inu Yasha") really hard.

First he gets turned INTO a kitsune (or a "fox demon" as he puts it). He’s distressed at that tranformation. Distressed at the news we cannot change him back (Key component inside, as it turns out, locking him in). Distressed at how . . . good it feels increasingly to be a kitsune (the Matrix transformation thing kicking in) vice the hybrid human/dog demon he’d been before ( http://animeyume .com/chinuyasha. html). But then after seeing THIS, he’d figured that he’d gotten off LUCKY!

He's lucky. Maybe moreso than he figures, if he is from that one Japanese anime series I'd seen by the same name! See, from what I've heard on the matter from . . . sources the same thing you see the guys doing in the cartoon would be utter disasters in "real life". Popped tendones and torn muscles, mostly likely would the results be! Oh, on that one place called "Rifts Earth" they have Robotech fighters. Jets that turn into giant humanoid robot tanks (that fly!) which fly like a living nightmare to their more mundane counterparts. Can do those deadly ballets due to something akin to what the Star Trekkers call inertia dampeners. Military has their own term for those devices (of course), but machines are machines and organics . . .organics . . . Yeah, magicks might be able to do something approaching it, but even the most devout Terra Prime martial artes devoutee would choke on trying to attempt something "as seen on TV", as it were. . ..

Then there is his . . .rather quant attitudes . . .

Yeah, he’s from a time/place/reality which is the Japanese middle ages (which from what I see is male dominated).

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Oh my, dangerous learning curve for our little fox tailed buddy here if he visit's Aqualaria (home of the Amazons)! Especially since he’s still not gotten a hang of his new body nor his new powers . . .

Lessons I’ll have to teach him later IF he ends up on Terra Prime (and I’m in a position to teach). . . . Elrondir took him aside and secretly blockified him. We’d told him what’s going on before we did it and why, but it’s easier to do that right now with little groups than all at once.

Trust me. But all that said it sure feels nice to be able to do a job without resorting to the usual "hit and run" we’d been forced to do up to this point!

Would have been nice if we could have shorted out Nomad before all those deaths . . .

Positive thoughts, Inquirer!

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Super sensitive audio sensors (read "ears") overhear something off in a corner that our astronauts fondly believe is out of hearing range . . . Well, why spoil the illusion and embarrass him. Won’t share secrets. . . . honest!

"Well, bra . . . you remember how Spock in the Star Trek movie said you’d have to die to share my insights on death?" Twin/clone/whatever Crichton mutters. "It’s . . . sorta like that. Sorry."

Walker I here mutter something about blimey and woman’s lingerie and a chuckled whisper from Betty to Ragan about something called Coup by Clam. Chiana (ours) asks what’s that about, and then next we know is laughing her head off, glancing over at Crichton . . .

Strange that the Nebari analog should have forgiven him and was getting on well with the human whilst the dragon lass should be having issues still with the man . . .

"Hm, did it involve a huge Black Tower?" ‘our’ Crichton quips.

That frelling draws surprised questions like: "H-how’d you known about that?!"

"You’d be surprised," he mutters, glancing over at me and the Doctor.

Meanwhile, after "our" Crichton gets over meeting people he’d KNOWN had died and they update him on what they’d been doing when they’d come back (the usual) he WOWS them with his tale about what’s been going on with him and HIS friends on Moya! Tells what’s been happening since Twin Crichton (neigh clone) had died in "our" Crichton’s Aeryn’s arms, basically....

Exactly how he explains it . . . ran my database around in circles with some of the pop culture references. To spare you the headaches, go here (warning, spoilers ahead):

http://www .scifi. com/farscape /journeylogs/

From Season 3:

Revenging Angel
The Choice
Fractures
I-Yensch, You-Yensch
Into the Lion's Den, Part 1:
Lambs to the Slaughter
Into the Lion's Den, Part 2:
Wolf in Sheep's Clothing
Dog With Two Bones
And all of season four up to "Bad Timing", up until my friends’ timely rescue of him and "his" Aeryn Sun (re: 36744).

He then explains what had happened things from there . . . and the clone (Twin/whatever) Crichton asks:

"Bra, are you still on those poppers that Grandma gave you?" he asks softly. "I mean, are you on frelling DRUGS?!"

1. Meanwhile, with "our" Chiana (and Aeryn Pip) and the others who are taking care of the remaining survivors . . .

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