He cautiously mentions, shifting his gaze about and leaning towards
her, "When did this perfectly honorable quest turn into soft-core harlequin-romance
porno with the hero in a black leather mini-skirt?" "Well," the husky woman
with the distorted self-image responded,"this is a nightmare of the worst
kind," her whiskered chin itched at his neck, "and we are now in the playground
of the tragically lonely. Beware handsome stranger, if I am the hero than
this world has already turned inside out. Wake me, kind sir, and release
me from this pre-pubescent alternate reality and pray that this noble quest
may be pursued with creativity and maturity, that parents will use their
parental controls, that the romantically challenged remain in the chat
rooms." "For the good of all worlds, I'll help," the nauseous stranger
said,"but there is only one way to wake you from such a deep darkness,
and that's with..."
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