100 Ninja vs. 100 Pirates

Ryu · Post by **Ryu** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 8:18 am

I believe the time is right to resurrect this old debate. You all know my money is on the ninja, but I am willing to listen to reason if someone thinks otherwise.

Lost Soldier (Ib) · Post by **Lost Soldier (Ib)** » Tue May 18, 2004 2:38 am

Well, is the battle on land or at sea?

Lost Soldier (Ib) · Post by **Lost Soldier (Ib)** » Tue May 18, 2004 4:59 am

In either case neither side wins because war is hell. Isn't that profound? I didn't think so. So my money's on the ninjas (they have throwing stars!!). Pirates are cool and all but they spend too much time swashbuckling and getting drunk and scallywagging and shivering their timbers and stuff. And let's not forget that ninjas have throwing stars.

God, my life sucks

Also, ninjas have throwing stars.

Knight Random · Post by **Knight Random** » Tue May 18, 2004 5:49 pm

Ninjas are better at stealth, subtlety, and strategy. On the other hand, pirates are very strong and have a great deal of stamina and berserker fury, especially when they're drunk, which they almost always are. In an one-on-one fight, the ninja would have an edge, but in a large melee battle the advantages would probably be about equal.

Lost Soldier (Ib) · Post by **Lost Soldier (Ib)** » Wed May 19, 2004 1:45 am

And we musn't ever forget the throwing stars.