Power
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 11:47 pm
Greetings everyone, from scenic Fort Benning, Georgia. I just graduated from Basic Training, and frankly, I think it was too easy.<P>
I believe the experience has indeed changed me, but not by much. The chemicals they put in the food have slightly reduced my sex drive, and greatly increased my desire to kill my enemies and bathe in rivers of blood, laughing as all that stands in my way is annihilated and I alone tower over mountains of corpses as the sun sets in a ruddy-red sky... um, well, never mind.<P>
But I do have a question on that note - which Fred is the most powerful? I mean sheer, unadulaterated destructive power, the type that can lay waste to planets and bring the Gods to their knees. A good example is Super Sayan Goku from Dragon Ball Z. The Shoggoth Fred I helped create is pretty tough - he can fly around, shoot energy beams and eat Dragons for breakfast. But I know there just has to be a tougher Fred. And if there isn't, I intend to create one. It is my destiny.
I believe the experience has indeed changed me, but not by much. The chemicals they put in the food have slightly reduced my sex drive, and greatly increased my desire to kill my enemies and bathe in rivers of blood, laughing as all that stands in my way is annihilated and I alone tower over mountains of corpses as the sun sets in a ruddy-red sky... um, well, never mind.<P>
But I do have a question on that note - which Fred is the most powerful? I mean sheer, unadulaterated destructive power, the type that can lay waste to planets and bring the Gods to their knees. A good example is Super Sayan Goku from Dragon Ball Z. The Shoggoth Fred I helped create is pretty tough - he can fly around, shoot energy beams and eat Dragons for breakfast. But I know there just has to be a tougher Fred. And if there isn't, I intend to create one. It is my destiny.