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What would the characters we all know and love have to be thankful for?

Fred - his weapons.

Astra - her years of combat training and a remarkable ability to withstand cold.

Belboz - the long standing non-agression territory he has with the dragon.

King Emry - Legions of knights at his command. Sexy, sexy knights.

Princess Exotica - Not being (currently) a duck.

Scott Chen - the love and support of so many friends and lovers. Sometimes both.

Josh Burbank - an inhuman tolerance for cocaine

Narcoleptic Blockbuster employee Mike Cain - the fact Blockbuster still exists as a company.

Velus - Being able to lick his own nuts.

I'm sure Astra would be thankful if someone were to give her something to wear, but there are some things that we just can't change.

Excellent list.