The Mark of the Chosen Pig-Farmer
The Black Void - Episode 883
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“Finally, after 1000 years of waiting, the prophecies are true! YOU are
the chosen pig-farmer!” Poof Poof gestures at you dramatically.
You really know nothing about pig-farming. Could the prophecies be even remotely accurate? “Are you sure? What do the prophecies say about me?” Poof Poof pulls a dusty old tome off the shelves and reads a bit. “It says here that you will revolutionize the industry. By the time you reach your prime, you’ll be producing twice as much pork product as your nearest competitor. Wow!” Sounds tempting. You’ve always liked bacon.
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Sir Paulito
10/19/2005 8:25:48 AM
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