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You arrive at a riverbank and hop into the freezing cold water getting soaking wet.
"Honey, this feels amazing!" You grin as a marvelous idea come across your head. "Let's get married here in the river. Have cake on the rocks and instead of having our guests dance we can have them swim." "That's not a bad idea, but I was thinking of a garden wedding."
*2 minutes later*
You make invitations for everyone using leaves.
"YOU ARE INVITED TO ATTEND MY SPECTACULAR WEDDING. TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW. WE WILL HAVE FREE CAKE AND GUESTS ARE INVITED TO SWIM. THEME IS UNDER THE SEA."
"Babe, I don't want that."
*The mailman come and grabs the invitations sending them out to the entire town*
"Too bad. The deed has been done."
You hand her a potato rag and give it to her. "Put it on"
"What is this?" "Why, it's your wedding dress!"
"I'm not wearing that."
She denies you. Your man points go down. You decide to...
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