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Caeser bangs his fist on the counter and repeats his demand.

Let us take a step back.

Language is meaningless. It is just vocal cords vibrating. Vocal cords, of course, are just flesh. Flesh is only carbon and other elements. Elements are only protons, neutrons, and electrons. These are composed of quarks. Quarks compose themselves.

The Waffle House man realizes all of this and...

1. Dies of shock
2. Harnesses and controls reality
3. Turns into a waffle
4. Swaps souls with Caeser

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