Soon France has lead the way in defeating all sorts of nasty diseases. It has discovered new ways of farming. Inside of a year France is entirely solar powered. Except for the bits where they make exactly fourteen missions to Mars.
Sadly three meet with accidents on the way; but hey, the astronauts new the risks.
The first person on Mars was Valeria Onassis and her first words were 'Oh shit, I really have to pee, is this thing on?'
Ben accepted full responsibility for this as Valeria was a French citizen and FASA, French Air Space and Aeronautics, was under his command. Anywho...
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life goes on.
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Saudi Arabia tries to have Ben killed.
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Scott Chen shows up, claiming Ben has a job for him.
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Sir Seeker shows up in a carboard box. When asked about the two others, he claims no knowledge, laughs hysterically, then faints dead away.
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people mysteriously laugh at Ben.
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people insist on a mission to bring back the remains of those lost in the other three missions.
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other French citizens also called Valeria Onassasis are being attacked. Ben calls in special agents to protect them.
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Barack Obama shows up univited. Naturally Ben pretends he was.
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Saddam Hussein shows up. As he is supposed to be long dead he is instantly shot dead by the guards.
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someone farts.
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