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The Black Void - Episode 6758
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By the time the badger strikes bone, I realize it's not really badgers.
It's Wolverine (I don't know which is worse)! I'm in an episode of the
the X-Men! I reach in my pocket to find something to hit him with.
First I pull out a tiny blue Smurf. He waves at me and says, "Hello!"
I throw him away and try the other pocket. All that pocket has is lint.
Meanwhile, Wolverine stops chewing on my leg as he dashes after the
thrown away Smurf on all fours, barking manically like Kermit the Frog on
acid. Dave the Destroyer, my alien turnip lover bandages my leg
(whatever is left of it) while singing ACDC's Back in Black.
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Bamfinator627 (edited by moderator to preserve 1st person POV of this storyline - oh, and Welcome!)
8/3/2011 10:23:48 PM
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