Rescue by Smurf
The Black Void - Episode 6739
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You bend down to take off your shoe when you hear your pants rip. Your
face turns a little red and you say, "Oops. Excuse me." The alien turnip
says, "that's allright, don't worry about it." You unlace your sneaker,
gazing fondly at the pink unicorns on your big clown shoes and
remembering when you bought them. Holding your phone to your ear, you
say, "Jarvis, hold my calls. I'm in a meeting." You then dial 911,
waiting patiently while the operater puts you on hold, you and the alien
turnip dance cheek-to-cheek to the sounds of the elevator music... "Love
in an Elevator" by Aerosmith. When the operator gets back to you, you
explain the situation, you ask for some help and a large order of fries.
Twenty-two point five seconds later, a pink unicorn bursts through the
trapdoor and turns all the goons into cream cheese. The unicorn
shouts, "NOW TO RESCUE YOUR LOVE!" and pulls open the zipper in its
belly. Three hundred smurfs pour out of unicorn like a fuzzy blue tidal
wave of doom. 'BAMF," they yell. "BAMF, BAMF, BAMF!" Then they swarm over
Miss Sweetheart to rescue her. Unfortunately, they suffocate her and she
dies.
The pink unicorn demands you hand over your wallet, and pulls your
credit cards out of its pocket, running away with them, flailing its
sparkly arms like Kermit the Frog on acid. You and the alien turnip,
whose name is Dave the Destroyer, hold hands and sing "We are the World."
Bet you didn't know this was a musical, did you? "I suppose we should add
some choices in here, shouldn't we, Dave?"
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