An offer you can refuse

The Black Void - Episode 6636

"Stab me until I die?" Bob repeated uncredulously. "Sure, a bleeding dead corpse is going to work wonders for the magic balance thing, isn't it?"

"No it won't," the forest king admitted. "But it will get you out of my hair."

"So will sending me away," Bob pointed out. "Besides you don't have any hair."

"Antlers."

"Don't be silly, I am not in your antlers! And you can't just go around mixing up similes like that."

"I can so too. And it's a metaphor, not a simile."

"Never mind. How can you stab me anyway? You haven't got a knife!"

"You have a point there.

  1. Please wait while I go and get one,
  2. You wouldn't happen to have one I can borrow?
  3. I wasn't planning on doing it myself. Summon the Royal Stabber!
  4. Never mind, I'll just use my antlers.
  5. And that point is what I will stab you with.
  6. Did I say stab? I meant trample.

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