How I Learned to Play Guitar

The Black Void - Episode 5932

While the guards were unconscious, you took the time to learn guitar. Occasionally they would wake up, so you would puch them repeatedly until they were unconscious again. After you mastered guitar, you learned all the songs of the Backstreet Boys so you could sing them to her after you kidnapped her. You rushed in to kidnap the princess. Unfortunately she had moved five years ago to another room while you were mastering the guitar. Inside this room is giant dust bunny poop, four green smurfs and a forty-five foot Ogre. Her namy is Amy. The smurfs look really mean, so you ecide to fight the Ogre, using the giant dust bunny poop as a weapon of course. 2.5 seconds later, the Ogre wrapped the guitar around your neck. Luckily, she liked the songs of the Backstreet Boys.

  1. You briefly wonder why there aren't more taco stands in this area.
  2. You spontaneously combust into a flaming marshmellow.
  3. You have a seizure.
  4. You poke the giant dust bunny poop, realizing that it is Earthworm Jim in a costume.
  5. Doctor, I'd like more drugs now, Preferably from the brand "Kermit the Frog on Acid."
  6. Your belly button button it itchy, so you fill it full of ketchup.
  7. You paint yourself green, using Amy's face, and become of a Covergirl model.
  8. You turn into a giraffe.
  9. Harry Potter movies suck.
  10. The "I <3 Dave the Destroyer Fanclub"

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