Duncan Waits

1. Wait for several more hours.
2. Take a sex-break.
3. Stab several spots in the dirt.
4. Jump up and down.
5. Crawl into the dirt and fart.
6. Wait in reverse.
7. Wait in time-side-ways.
8. Learn how to roller-skate.
9. Smack the nearest person and proclaim their name is 'Freaky Johnson'.
10. Sing a song about bacon.

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