Doo-doo Bird Hunter

The Black Void - Episode 5013

You and Josh Burbank search the remnants of the Dodo Bird Hunter for your friends. The ship is -this- close to falling apart completely. More then eighty percent of it is uninhabitable, damaged, open to space or just plain gone. It is only through sheer luck, some inventiveness you just performed and the high quality work of the Kuat Shipyards that the last twenty percent hasn't outright exploded just yet.
You find your friends in the Captain's Lounge, just off the very last lifeboat. Technically, the last lifeboat. There are fourteen more but they have filled with human waste due to Josh reprogramming the sewage systems. All your friends are bruised, dazed, contused, confused and stinky. They will not obey your orders.

  1. Drag them one by one to the lifepod.
  2. Yell at them louder.
  3. Forget it. Take the lifepod and blast off.
  4. Make out with Josh.
  5. Flood the room with stimulant gas.
  6. Launch the fourteen lifepods at each OTHER and giggle in the poopsplosions.

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