Not on first

"Yes," the bunny man smirked.

Toby blinked. "You're Yes?"

"No."

"Ah, so you're Who."

"Yes." The bunny man looked just a wee bit like he was trying not very hard to stifle a dry laugh. Realizing that he was losing ground, Toby decided not to ask about being on first or anything like that.

"So I am sent you," he concluded. The bunny man winced at the apparently lopsided grammar, but calmed down when he recognized the classical quote. "Don't be silly!" he sneered.

Toby was about to make a snappy retort when he realized the fellow was right. Even though silly was part of being drunk, this was not the time for it. It wasn't really the time for being drunk either, but who could have known? Okay, so one of his drinking buddies that evening had claimed to be a seer. Toby just wished fate had chosen someone else to call the guy's bluff.

1. Going with the script, Toby asks ominously : "What do you want?" And belches again. Darnit.
2. Realizing that the bunny man obviously wants the girl, Toby tries to recall the next question from the show.
3. Toby confuses himself. Like shooting fish in a barrel.
4. Say, that's an idea. Toby goes shooting fish in a barrel.
5. Bunny man loses his patience and goes for the girl.
6. Toby grabs the bunnyman's ears and pulls. They come right off.
7. Toby grabs the bunnyman's ears and pulls. The fellow screams bloody murder.
8. The police arrives.
9. The girl (?) jumps to her feet with a bloodcurdling scream. Fortunately Toby's blood has enough alcohol in it to be curdle proof.
10. "Nobody steps on a church in my town!"

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