|
If I can read Russian correctly (I spent five years in Russia) there are
seven hours until the bomb goes off.
-
Call the bomb squad.
-
Run for it; the local airport -is- very good, maybe I can get a flight to Aruba or hell, anywhere but here.
-
Fortunately I know how to deactivate nuclear devices.
-
Turns out my Russian sucks. I have one minute, according to a secondary countdown, to make peace with my God.
-
I find the manual. It's written in FRENCH! Stupid surrender-monkey language!
-
I find the manual. It's written in FRENCH! Thank God I teach French down at the college.
Add New Option
Go Back
View Forward Story Tree
View Back Story Tree
|