As what usually happens when the universe implodes, it resets into the Staircase Room. Teal couches, food in boxes, television, hallways branching off, one window looking out into fog, yadda, yadda, yadda.
You sit on the sofa, watching some period drama and eathing corn chips. Suddenly...
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something hits the window from the far side.
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you let out a fart.
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you let out a queef.
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Scott Chen AND Scott Childers show up.
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you sing about elves taking a road trip to the Shire and being slightly creepy.
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Stephen Colbert runs by.
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a door falls off it's hinges.
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a furry version of you shows up.
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Zora, Blank and Janitor appear from a side hallway. "Nice!" says Janitor, dripping ick on the floor.
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you get the terrible urge to improve your life. It must be two in the morning.
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