Space Cop

The Black Void - Episode 4456

Your first assignment is to hunt down the crew of the Dodo Bird Hunter. They had refitted the ship and taken to piracy.
Blank would have joined you but in the three months since he proposed, he'd gained one hundred and fifty eight pounds (mostly in his butt), developed fourteen seperate addictions and tried to hit you seventy-four times. His butt made him too slow to connect.
Unfortunately the crew knows you too well (who knew Venusian Mind-Sex involved so much learning) and you regret, well, the Venusian Mind- Sex orgies that hadn't been mentioned up till now.
Well, two can play at that game. You remember the Janitor and Hiro's screaming fear of implied male homosexuallity and you flood the still damaged bridge sensors with footage of Justin Timberlake and Kevin Federline. You can actually see the two fools running back and forth in front of the bridge windows, screaming and urinating on themselves.
Your new crew, seventeen fresh-faced police cadets, manning the stations of the USP Tsunami can barely restrain their giggles. Now, how to capture the Dodo Bird Hunter?

  1. Hack into their systems, release the intruder-knock out gas.
  2. Fire a warning shot.
  3. Open hailing frequencies.
  4. RAMMING SPEED.
  5. Fire torpedoes at their engines.
  6. Fire the contents of the septic tank at the bridge windows. SPLORTCH. Now everyone -does- giggle.
  7. Suddenly Josh Burbank, in an enviorment suit, cartwheels between the two ships, flipping off everyone and screaming quotes from 'Breakfast Club' (you can read lips).

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