We don't need no stinking questions

"Yeah, questions!" you snapped back waving your Uzi in what you hoped was a menacing manner. "What are you, deaf?"

"Guess I must be!" the evil instrument intoned. "Because I never heard you ASK any questions! You think this is some Toby-darned game show?" It didn't actually say Toby-darned but there is a minor present. "Maybe you should ask the computer to eliminate some choices because you are obviously not playing with a full deck!"

We may never know if it was the insult to your intelligence or the implication that evil trombones watch Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?, but as far as we can discern this was where your mind finally snapped. This is the last thing you remember before

1. Toby found you, half naked and severely injured, in the alley behind Sam's bar.
2. Sauron attacked.
3. the Improbability Drive shut down.
4. you got rescued from the Matrix.
5. the credits started rolling.
6. the game went into open beta and all stats got reset.

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