Blank's Story

The Black Void - Episode 4293

After several days of just sitting around and reading and eating, Blank decides to actually tell a story of his past. Again? Who knows, it's been several days since anyone said anything. Without Zora's giant breasts, nobody had any inspiration. Anywho, Blank tells the story of the time the Gallumping Fever spread through the cruise ship he had been temping on. It wasn't actually fatal, it just reduced everyone to the mental level of seven.
Fortunately, most ships were Gallump Proof, including the cruise ship. It drifted on emergency power until severel nuetral planet ships showed up to help. Unfortunately several pirate ships showed up as well. The nuetral ships were battered with Electronic Fritzers and the cruise ship boarded. But twelve hundred seven year olds were too much for the pirates to deal with. After only minor looting and Blank kicking several women-pirates in the crotch, they left. The nuetral ships fixed everyone and administered the cure.
The others declare Blank's story to be boring and dumb.

  1. Oh well.
  2. Blank kicks everyone in the crotch.
  3. Janitor tears out his own brain.
  4. Beer for all!

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