USS Peacekeeper

The Black Void - Episode 4212

"All we want is the craft and we will leave in peace," the calm, friendly voice of the man on the viewscreen is saying. "We dont even really care about the craft itself, but its cargo bay contains specific type M vaccines that are supposed to help the sick children of Nuraxicon 12 survive a terrible outbreak of poombah flu, please, think about the children..."

"Never you filthy alien loving bastards!" Hiro screams, practically livid with rage. "Space doesnt belong to you! It belong to all of me! I'll crush you where you stand! I'll stab your mother in the groin with an ice pick! Time to die, you furry bottom feeding scumbags!"

You sit in the corner, clutching your tummy. For some reason you feel nauseous. Josh Burbank is stumbling around looking for a restroom and Zora is making out with the Janitor. You dont know what Blank or Andrews are doing. This is all really stupid and confusing, you think, but it seems you're the only one that can save the ship now.

  1. Sneak up behind Hiro and backstab him, then negotiate peace with the alien loving bastards.
  2. Steal the shuttle in turn and pilot it to Nuraxicon 12 to save the sick children.
  3. Head to the engine room and whistle cheerfully as you set the dilithium crystals to an unsafe capacity, causing the ship to explode.
  4. Propose the only honourable solution to the stand-off, a bikini jello wrestling match between you and Zora.

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