Janitor Triumphant

The Black Void - Episode 4182

You wake up in a pool of blood. Your entire body is seared with white hot agony and your uniform is torn and slashed as if by a wild animal. Somehow opening your eyes you see the bodies of your dead friends. Hiro lies slaughtered before you, his head located so far up his ass you assume he must be tasting his breakfast. Pieces of Blank are scattered everywhere. The lower half of Andrews' body is twitching in a corner while the upper half rotates around and around in the ceiling fan.

You crawl to and fro, gasping and retching until you bump into something soft. Its Zora, or what's left of her. With tears in your eyes you check her for a pulse and realize she's still alive, if only long enough to deliver a few dramatic last words.

"D-doc?" she coughs. "Is that you? I-I cant see anything.. its all so dark..."

"Yes!" you sob, clutching her hand. "P-please dont die! Wait, I'll tear off a strip of my uniform and use it to bandage your wounds!"

"Its too late," Zora says feebly. "Not even that can save me now. Promise me.. promise me one thing..."

"Anything!" you say. "Anything at all!"

  1. "Take revenge on that damned Janitor for us... you're the only one that can..."
  2. "My breasts... they contain a secret power that can save the Universe... you must get them to the ancient ruins on old Mars before its too late..."
  3. "Never, ever date Josh Burbank."
  4. "No Fat Chicks."

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