"What the hell do you want me to do?" screeches Blank, after you fill him in. Fortunately you had the foresight to turn the volume down low. "Even if we armed Zora with a blaster, which I do not recommend since I think she stores Valium in her cleavage, there's still a bunch of deluded maniac vegan terrorists who just murdered a guy in there!"
Furiously, you think. Then you give an order.
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Tell him to shake the place up with the engines. Hiro will attack.
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Tell Blank to use the ship's loudspeakers to fake being the police.
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Have Zora drop some of her 'hairspray' into the air supply. You know it is aerosolized horse tranqs.
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Use the ship's computers to hack into the Taco Bell and remotely open the vault.
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Dump the processed sewage onto the Taco Bell. Stun the terrorists with poo. WAY too late you realize you are still inside.
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Hey, Blank is looking kinda sexy. Order him to take his top off.
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Have the ship sit on the back of the Taco Bell, where the access tunnel to the vault is.
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Call everyone. Just have them fire randomly into the building.
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