The Zora Faction

The Black Void - Episode 3989

You make it to the confines of the Zora faction, whom had taken over the Recretational Deck. You ask why Zora had not joined the Zora factions. Turns out she didn't live up to the ideas of Zora-ism because she wasn't willing to be naked from the waist up 24-7 (the rec deck had heating problems).
"SHE'S ZORA!" you yell at a tall engineer named Andrews. "HOW CAN SHE BE NOT ZORA ENOUGH? OR SOMETHING!"
"She's very attractive. She should be topless a lot."
"While I understand the appeal, it is freezing."
"Yeah." smiled Andrews. "HEADLIGHTS ON!"
"You pig!" you cry. "Cold doesn't mean women are turned on! It means we're cold!"
"Really?"
"YES! COLD DOESN'T TURN WOMEN ON! If it did, I'd be topless!"
"Well, you are a girl."
"Shut up!" "Yeah, that's right. You're kinda flat."
"Flat? Grapefruits aren't flat!"
"Compared to Zora..."
"YOU SEXIST BASTARDS!"

  1. Run off.
  2. Run in circles.
  3. Zora shows up, dressed warmly.
  4. Andrews apologizes; or so he thinks. Asking to see you topless is not apologizing.
  5. Several capture-bots zoom by.
  6. The Josh Burbank Cultists attack.
  7. Barack Obama shows up.

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