A Three Hour Tour Of Affrit Goes Horribly Wrong

The Black Void - Episode 3940

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a stupid trip,
That started from this Affrit port, aboard this warp-built ship.
The mate was a mighty engineer,
the Skipper fat and slow.
Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour. A three hour tour.
The ion waves started getting rough, the tiny craft was tossed.
If not for the courage of the passengers, the shuttle would be lost.
The shuttle would be lost.
They landed hard on the shore of this uncharted desert planet,
with the first mate mad, the Skipper dead, an Engineer
and You too, the holo-star, the loser Hiro
and Death-Bot 200, here on some damn planet.

Hiro gives mouth-to-mouth to the Skipper, bringing him to life. Then he continues giving mouth-to-mouth until he is punched out.

  1. Try and restore the sanity of the first mate.
  2. Unfortunately you and the Skipper are both technically captains.
  3. Ask the holo-star for an autograph.
  4. Andrews is pissed he isn't referred to by name, even though he is a talented Engineer.
  5. Seduce Death-Bot 200.
  6. Reject your own clothing.
  7. You and Andrews repair the ship inside of three hours. Everyone goes home, shaking but alive.

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